"You want to do what you can while you are on this earth. Otherwise, the alternative is to go shopping."

-- Saul Landau

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“It is on record that when a young aspirant asked Faraday the secret of his success as a scientific investigator, he replied, 'The secret is comprised in three words- Work, Finish, Publish.'”
“The good television of today is probably better than the best television of the old days. The bad television of today is worse. It is not only bad, it is damaging, meretricious, seedy and cynical.”

Source : "Savaging of 'seedy and cynical' TV" by Matt Wells, www.theguardian.com. August 28, 2004.
“It's hardly in a body's pow'r,To keep, at times, frae being sour.”
“I heard the voice of Jesus say”
“As a child I wanted to be a grown-up. I wanted to know everything - not that I like to talk about it. I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.”
“This new plastic idea will ignore the particulars of appearance, that is to say, natural form and colour. On the contrary, it should find its expression in the abstraction of form and colour, that is to say, in the straight line and the clearly defined primary colour.”
“Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.”

Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 18, 2012
“At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step behind the tape. John claims that here he told the guards that he could not speak English and when that failed to persuade them, he fa...ked a violent seizure. I am unclear as to the purpose of this part of his plan. John flung himself down and began rolling around in the snow, thrashing his limbs about and screaming â€œEL SEIZURE!!! NO ES BUENO!!!â€ in a Mexican accent.”

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