"I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work."

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Alonzo Bodden

#Honest Quotes #Comic Quotes #Used Quotes

“Recently I have taken to isolating limbs, the torso. Why am I blamed for it? Why is the head allowed and not portions of the body? Every part of the human figure is expressive.”
“The wardrobe? It was so full of gowns that he didn't think he could cram himself inside. Besides, it would be awkward if the maid came in to lay out a gown for dinner and grabbed Oliver instead of the blue silk with lace sleeves.”
“There's something to me with categorization - it stops you from thinking about the thing that is actually happening.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“The reality is, we can change. We can change ourselves. We can change our minds. We can change our hearts... and therefore the Universe changes.”

Source : "Finding Happiness a "Big H"". Project Happiness Interview, projecthappiness.com. November 9, 2012.
“I was really interested in piano and sort of discovered that I was a writer when I was about 13 and started writing. And it was my secret thing and my passion.”
“I'm not told what to say by any Republicans and I've never done a personal appearance topless.”
“The first time I started choreographing was in the dark, in my living room, with the lights completely out, to some popular music on the radio. I put the radio on full blast and I started moving. I didn't know what it looked like. I didn't want to see it... I had to start in the dark.”

Source : Judith Jamison (1993). “Dancing Spirit: An Autobiography”, Doubleday Books
“Criticism exists only to recognize the truth, not to act as judge.”

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