"America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole."

-- Bobcat Goldthwait

#Funny Quotes #Country Quotes #Humor Quotes

“a victor's peace is usually vindictive and stirs up a passion for revenge a generation or so later.”

Source : Muriel Lester (1937). “It Occurred to Me”
“Itâ€™s not when you start that makes your success in the world, but when you quit.”
“I feel like I'm waving the flag for musicianship, trying to bring back bands that can play.”
“There is only one proof of ability - action.”
“You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.”
“Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it, and conquering it.”
“To explain new phenomena, that is my task; and how happy is the scientist when he finds what he so diligently sought, a pleasure that gladdens the heart.”
“We neglect those things which are under our very eyes, and heedless of things within our grasp, pursue those which are afar off.”

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