"You never know what people will choose to be offended by."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Gilbert Gottfried

#People Quotes #Knows Quotes #Offended Quotes

“People are good at figuring out what's attractive, and computers are good at quickly searching and finding. You put them together, and bang!”

Source : "For Certain Tasks, The Cortex Still Beats The CPU". Interview with Clive Thompson, www.wired.com. June 25, 2007.
“The moving moon went up the sky, And nowhere did abide: Softly she was going up, And a star or two beside.”
“One never realizes how much and how little he knows until he starts talking.”
“When life is too easy for us, we must beware or we may not be ready to meet the blows which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor.”
“Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.”
“Painting requires skill. Photography is created by the camera, and one cannot fully control what the camera sees. So people take many photographs because several must always be discarded.”
“We need to keep a very keen eye on our own government. It's getting too rich and redistributing wealth is a sure way of robbing us of our private property rights and other rights along with them.”

Source : "Property and Freedom: The Inseparable Connection". Speech at an "Evenings at FEE" event, fee.org. October 2004.
“For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank.”

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