"Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy."

-- Sarah Silverman

#Real Quotes #Velocity Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Mountain gorses, do ye teach us . . . . That the wisest word man reaches Is the humblest he can speak?”
“I realize that I'm pretty flawed, but you know - I haven't killed anybody yet.”
“Time And health are two precious assets that we don't recognize and appreciate until they have been depleted.”
“I'm trying to shut up and let my angels speak to me and tell me what I'm supposed to do.”

Source : "‘The View’ pays tribute to Patrick Swayze", www.today.com. September 15, 2009.
“Religion is all bunk.”
“You are - all your experience just kind of accumulates, and the novel takes a richness of its own simply because it has the weight of all those years that one's put into it.”
“I early conceived a liking for, and sought every opportunity to relieve the sufferings of others.”
“Unnamed entertainment industry moguls are now telling the New York Times that they intend never to work with Mel Gibson again. After all, how dare Mel Gibson challenge the public by producing a film that spurs public discussion, that pushes the envelope, that takes an old story to a new level. How dare Mel Gibson follow his own passion as a filmmaker. How dare he make $20 million on the opening day box office!”

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