"Life's a pitch, and then you buy"

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Source : "Sales tips from the new Billy Mays" by Thom Patterson, www.cnn.com. March 30, 2010.

Billy Mays

“We can remake the world daily.”
“Confession is not betrayal. What you say or do doesn't matter; only feelings matter. If they could make me stop loving you-that would be the real betrayal.”
“Temperance is corporeal piety; it is the preservation of divine order in the body.”
“To make great movies, there is an element of risk. You have to say, 'Well, I am going to make this film, and it is not really a sure thing.'”
“LIFE is that existence that is given to man to live for a purpose, to live to his own satisfaction and pleasure, providing he forgets not the God who created him and who expects a spiritual obedience and observation of the moral laws that He has inspired.”
“The sure mark of one born with noble qualities is being born without envy.”
“The war against Iraq is as disastrous as it is unnecessary; perhaps in terms of its wisdom, purpose and motives, the worst war in American history... Our military men and women...were not called to defend America but rather to attack Iraq. They were not called to die for, but rather to kill for, their country. What more unpatriotic thing could we have asked of our sons and daughters...?”
“I don't think they'd ever make a movie about Chuck Baker but I'd love to play Chuck Baker”

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