"Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ***** or publicizing it: keep cool, but care."

“False gods must be repudiated, but that is not all: The reasons for their existence must be sought beneath their masks.”

“The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'”

“Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you." "You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the same," Michael said. He'd just finished kissing Eve, too. "While you're at it, don't get yourself killed, either, bro." "Ditto. And don't kiss me.”

“I always go into listening to a new record by Gord Downie solo or The Tragically Hip and think, "Well, I know what this is going to be, lyrically." Every song starts and then I think, "Oh, I have no idea where that comes from." He has this entirely original voice, both literal and metaphorical.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca

“If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.”

“Speculations apparently the most unprofitable have almost invariably been those from which the greatest practical applications have emanated.”

Source : Sir John Frederick William Herschel, William Whewell, George Henry Lewes, Hermann von Helmholz, James Clerk Maxwell (1996). “The Origins of Modern Philosophy of Science, 1830-1914: Preliminary discourse on the study of natural philosophy”

“The answer is no, I would rather marry the Demon King himself than marry you. I suggest you look elsewhere for a bride. And heaven help the one you choose.”

“My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.”