"Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Feb 11, 2012

Andy Borowitz

#Ideas Quotes #Soap Quotes #Looks Quotes

“I am notorious. I will go down in history as another Lady Hamilton.”
“There is nothing wrong with loving musical theatre, but I think that it's naive to hold it superior any other musical classification, especially since these other genres have been influencing Broadway more and more in recent decades.”
“Donâ€™t try threatening an Alpha. They donâ€™t like it.”
“Love the player for who they are, not for what they can do for you. Kids see through the coach whose only concern is for himself.”
“You have everything you need. A miraculous body, a phenomenal brain, and a vast powerful subconscious mind. Now it's just a matter of focusing them in the right direction”
“I said, going into acting, 'I'm never moving to L.A.,' because it scared me. But there was no way you could build an acting career in Orange County.”
“I think we all go through times in our lives when we decide, "I'm going to try something else." I tried filmmaking instead of painting, and I think I enjoyed it more. So I don't paint anymore.”
“When the heart is touched by direct experience, the mind may be challenged to change. Personal involvement with innocent suffering, with the injustice others suffer, is the catalyst for solidarity which then gives rise to intellectual inquiry and moral reflection.”

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