"When I am ever in any situation that's getting too heavy, I lighten it up with humor."

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Source : Source: www.psychologyart.com

Kelly Carlin-McCall

#Heavy Quotes #Situation Quotes

“Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses: He describes them as job gains.”
“What we learn for the sake of knowing, we hold; what we learn for the sake of accomplishing some ulterior end, we forget as soon as that end has been gained. This, too, is automatic action in the constitution of the mind itself, and it is fortunate and merciful that it is so, for otherwise our minds would be soon only rubbish-rooms.”
“Previously the same Polish audiences would have been pressured into seeing cinema made for adults, films made by us about those spheres of life that were significant for us and which should be significant for our society.”
“A combination of all that was best in the gladdest days of the departing year...”

Source : Shelby Foote (1963). “The Civil War: a narrative”
“As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon”
“Paintings may not have nearly the power to convert people that the printed or spoken word has, but each man has his part to play in the human and divine drama - some persons just a few lines, others whole pages. To refuse to play one's role at all is not the answer. It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.”

Source : William Kurelek, Joan Murray (1983). “Kurelek's vision of Canada”, McClelland & Stewart
“None of this was written to hurt anybody's feelings.”
“Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.”

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