"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"

-- Rita Rudner

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.”

Source : "See It Now" (CBS), March 7, 1954.
“My first job was actually as a social worker. And then later, I got my PhD in anthropology. And I've always been interested in humans as well as primates. We are all kind of have the same emotions, the same goals and lives really. But to me, when I first got to Madagascar I realized that the lemurs lives are very closely related to what the humans are doing; partially because they've got both looking for natural resources. And if we can make some way that both humans and lemurs can live together peaceably and happily, that would be my goal for Madagascar.”
“Never think that Jesus commanded a trifle, nor dare to trifle with anything He has commanded.”
“The mark of a master is to select only a few moments, but give us a lifetime.”
“One does not practice meditation to become a great meditator. We meditate to wake up and live, to become skilled at the art of living.”
“Each individual's success as a solo artist is pretty much a win for the whole team.”
“The school as a means of education to me was simply a blank.”
“It is increasingly hard for young white people to find jobs, and I can understand why white parents are worried about the future.”

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