"While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Dad Quotes #Tricks Quotes #Treats Quotes

“I have learned of this great force and will never test the boundless energy of what is karma.”
“These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!”
“It is a commonplace that Racine is untranslatable. This is not because his verse is difficult, but because it is not.”
“The combined outrage of the millions of creatures which have suffered at the hands of man may well combine to haunt us. We are all of the same family, though destiny has assigned us to different roles: in our relationship with animals, we should regard them as different, not inferior.”
“What I'm doing is a dream come true but at the same time its work. It's like anything else. The only time it doesn't really feel like work to me is when I'm on stage and doing what I've prepared myself for my whole life which is to stand out in front of a crowd and sing.”
“When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in reincarnation and in a previous life I was Johann Sebastian Bach's guide dog.”
“Most of our pocket wisdom is conceived for the use of mediocre people, to discourage them from ambitious attempts, and generally console them in their mediocrity.”
“Showtunes might be able to come back into pop music, which is something we haven't seen since the 50s and 60s. Everything is related to everything else because we're in such a niche industry.”

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