"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes....”
“Communism is exploitation of the strong by the weak.”

Source : Pierre-Joseph Proudhon (2011). “Property is Theft!: A Pierre-Joseph Proudhon Anthology”, p.132, AK Press
“It has been said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, but many it not be truer to say that to be absolutely powerful a man must first corrupt himself?”
“Leadership is a group project, and all of us are necessary to fill it. Wise leaders will realize this and encourage their groups to develop their own evolving leadership potential.”
“If we have to know without a doubt that the choices we are making are the perfect ones, we risk never making any choices at all.”
“I believe in intuitions and inspirations...I sometimes FEEL that I am right. I do not KNOW that I am.”
“I tend to score with songs from Western pop music.”
“The evening sky was streaked with purple, the color of torn plums, and a light rain had started to fall when I came to the end of the blacktop road that cut through twenty miles of thick, almost impenetrable scrub oak and pine and stopped at the front gate of Angola penitentiary.”

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