"When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous."

-- Paul Merton

#Oysters Quotes #Guy Quotes #Festivals Quotes

“I'm not ready to give you a clear answer on whether electoral politics holds any particular hope for progressives. It would mean that nothing I did ever mattered.”
“I would like to have the superpower of being able to touch a book and then gain all the knowledge out of that book without spending hours and days reading it.”
“I think my comparison with Shane would be a loner. I always got the impression that she wasn't scared to be alone. She enjoys it. I can relate to that.”
“It isn't the kind of profession that you have that makes you flourish; it's what you are coming from, within, that makes you flourish. Then everything that you step into turns into your garden.”
“Working in Hollywood, it's clear the more money you have, the more technology you can get. So you can build a whole Japanese set. Only in Hollywood!”
“Fashion can be this mysterious thing that you can't explain.”
“Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.”
“It is said that a wise man rules over the stars, but this does not mean that he rules over the influences which come from the stars in the sky. It means that he rules over the powers which exist in his own constitution.”

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