"A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what I do. I don't start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Hurt Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Focus Quotes

“(I've learned) how important it is to really evaluate your own life...to pay attention to what's going on in your own head, and to know that this is (your) life...and make conscious decisions about how you want to live it.”
“A very small cause, which escapes us, determines a considerable effect which we cannot ignore, and we say that this effect is due to chance.”
“The only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself”
“Where we're not wrong or where the cost of settling is so much that it is totally disproportionate to the harm or the error that we made, we're not going to settle.”

Source : "Wal-Mart Strikes Back". "Your World with Neil Cavuto", www.foxnews.com. January 13, 2005.
“All I know of morality I learned from football”
“She poured out Swann's tea, inquired "Lemon or cream?" and, on his answering "Cream, please," said to him with a laugh: "A cloud!" And as he pronounced it excellent, "You see, I know just how you like it." This tea had indeed seemed to Swann, just as it seemed to her; something precious, and love has such a need to find some justification for itself, some guarantee of duration, in pleasures which without it would have no existence and must cease with its passing.”
“Brainstorm new interfaces that could introduce opportunities or threats to your business.”
“Being right doesnâ€™t mean you win. You win by establishing credibility, a relationship, and trust.”

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