"I don't see myself as offending people."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Offending Quotes #People Quotes

“The principal axiom in their theory was: Everything can be proved, and everything can be disproved; and in the process, one must profit as much from the folly of others, and from his own superiority, as he can.”
“No man should advocate a course in private that he's ashamed to admit in public.”
“Governments must give to all those who have hit life's hurdles the chance to rebuild and have a future.”

Source : "Revisit Pauline Hanson's infamous maiden speech". www.sbs.com.au. July 19, 2016.
“And I liked that whole idea that energy comes from not disseminating your ideas and talking about them.”
“My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV.”
“There is an appearance of humility in the protestation that the truth is much greater than any one of us can grasp, but if this is used to invalidate all claims to discern the truth it is in fact an arrogant claim to a kind of knowledge which is superior to [all others]...We have to ask: 'What is the [absolute] vantage ground from which you claim to be able to relativize all the absolute claims these different scriptures make?”

Source : Lesslie Newbigin (2013). “The Gospel in a Pluralist Society: SPCK Classic”, p.225, SPCK
“I was not born with enough middle fingers.”
“I honestly don't understand the big fuss made over nudity and sex in films. It's silly.”

Source : "Sharon Tate and the Manson Murders". Book by Greg King, 2000.

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