"I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone."

-- Demetri Martin

#Writing Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Night Quotes

“Someone from the Internet Writing Workshop sent me a link to the Gender Genie, where you paste in a section of text and it uses an algorithm to detect whether the author is male or female. Or, if you're an author, you can tell whether you're really nailing your opposite-sex characters. I mean, nailing their dialog.”

Source : "Hand Me My Y-Chromosome". Personal blog, maxbarry.com. August 08, 2005.
“A mission which becomes a commercialÂ concern may end by ceasing to be a mission”

Source : Stephen Neill (1964). “Christian missions”
“Racism is essentially natural, it's old fashioned it's an evolutionary phase that we're going through. Ultimately it wont exist”
“I don't believe in God.”
“Vanity as an impulse has without doubt been of far more benefit to civilization than modesty has ever been.”

Source : William E. Woodward (1946). “George Washington: The Image and the Man”
“I made a very concerted decision to go to drama school in the United States. But I did have the opportunity to go to Britain's Central School of Speech and Drama, and my dad and I had a few tense words about that. He wanted me to go to British drama school.”

Source : "Emmys 2012: Six Shows in One Season? Kate Burton, Daughter Of Sir Richard, Did It (Q&A)". Interview with Tim Appelo, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 22, 2012.
“I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate.”
“Sanctity and genius are as rebellious as vice.”

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