"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."

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Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Inspiration Quotes #Years Quotes

“A lot of people have a hard time living out of a suitcase, being on the road constantly in different cities. For us it's just kind of what we do. You do get homesick. I miss my wife, I miss my home, I miss my dogs, I miss my kitchen, which is something I like to do outside of this is cook. You miss the simple things. But when you look at the big picture we get to see a crazy amount of cities and the people we get to meet, all over the world it kind of makes up for it. It makes you realize how lucky you are because it could be gone tomorrow you just never know.”
“One of the things I learned is that you've got to deal with the underlying social problems if you want to have an impact on crime - that it's not a coincidence that you see the greatest amount of violent crime where you see the greatest amount of social dysfunction.”
“All the calculations show it can't work. There's only one thing to do: make it work.”
“Each move is dictated by the previous one--that is the meaning of order”
“Ambition is sneered at by some bands. It seems like a pretty good thing to me.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor.”

Source : Saadi, Francis Gladwin, Eric Serejski (2016). “Gulistan or Rose Garden”, p.150, Innovations and Information
“At the breakfast table we are footnoting everything that we read. We don't recognise it as such but we encounter an article in the newspaper and then suddenly we recall that a friend had a certain comment on that particular story, a certain bit of news that we saw on the television applies to that and we immediately assemble an idea of a story.”

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