"Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny."

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Ricky Gervais

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“It may seem strange, but the most grateful I've ever felt was when I was held up at gunpoint. After I handed over my wallet and the mugger ran off into the woods, I thought, 'Thank you for not shooting me.' I was overwhelmingly glad to be alive and unharmed.”
“I have always known that, because God so miraculously rescued me that he would also use me. God always uses the unqualified to fulfill his commission. This ensures that no man can take credit. God likes those of us that are pulled from the depths of sin and anoints us to do the same for others. We are those who have the testimony that begins with.... "If it had not been for Jesus!"”
“I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.”
“Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.”
“I freeze and burn, love is bitter and sweet, my sighs are tempests and my tears are floods, I am in ecstasy and agony, I am possessed by memories of her and I am in exile from myself.”
“Power is lonely. Power stands apart. I have power. Therefore, I'm lonely.”
“And in eternity, faith is the only currency that counts.”
“Whoever truly worships the gods loves their priests.”

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