"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Funny Quotes #Kids Quotes #Car Quotes

“I take an active role in my imaging and how I look”
“We have an epidemic of sexual predators following our children, whether it be on the computers, whether it be in our public parks, whether it be in the workplace, or even our schools.”
“Letâ€™s just say that being able to contact ghosts makes for some very interesting mÃ©nages Ã¡ triosâ€¦ and mÃ©nages Ã¡ quartre, and mÃ©nages Ã¡ â€¦ whatever five is in French. ~Jaime Vegas”
“I am writing a sequel to The Touch because I want to further explore the Chinese question that I have raised. There will be more about that in a sequel.”
“Feather to fire,fire to blood Blood to bone,bone to marrow Marrow to ashes,ashes to snow”

Source : "Ashes and Snow". Documentary, Drama, www.imdb.com. March 05, 2005.
“Architecture is the masterly, correct and magnificent play of masses brought together in light. Our eyes are made to see forms in light; light and shade reveal these forms; cubes, cones, spheres, cylinders or pyramids are the great primary forms which light reveals to advantage; the image of these is distinct and tangible within us without ambiguity. It is for this reason that these are beautiful forms, the most beautiful forms. Everybody is agreed to that, the child, the savage and the metaphysician.”
“Well, as anyone who actually writes knows, if you sit down and are prepared, then the ideas come. There's a lot of different ways people explain that, but, you know, I find that if I sit down and I prepare myself, generally things get done.”
“And over one more set of hills, along the sea, the last roses have opened their factories of sweetness and are giving it back to the world. If I had another life I would want to spend it all on some unstinting happiness.”

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