"I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'"

-- Demetri Martin

#Im Sorry Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Confusion Quotes

“Resoundingâ€¦with wit, courage, and compassion. Skinny will speak to everyone who has ever felt invisible or unlovable.”
“A full-blooded encounter for a number of reasons, many of them illegitimate.”
“It's been tough for me being away from the game.”
“A small change at the beginning of the design process defines an entirely different product at the end.”
“Memoir is a unique opportunity to revisit yourself. I don't mean by memory. I mean in the revision process. You don't just write a chapter and that's it. You must constantly return to it. You must dote on it. And even if it's saying something ugly about who you are, you have to find the poetry in it. You have to find the poetry in yourself.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on the way out.”
“While perspective is a handy device to construct imagined spaces, it is not useful, and possibly detrimental, to sketching existing environments.”
“No half measures. Some things canâ€™t be cut in half. You canâ€™t half-love someone. You canâ€™t half-betray, or half-lie.”

Source : Mark Lawrence (2013). “Emperor of Thorns”, p.61, Penguin

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