"I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world of people who said, I had nothing to laugh at or my son was really sick or my husband is really sick and we put on your DVDs and we laughed, thanks for making the real world go away for a little while."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Husband Quotes #Real Quotes #Nice Quotes

“Beware of greed and remain pure and just. Restrain yourself from every vice. He who cannot restrain himself, how will he be able to teach others restraint?”
“Experience shows that the success of a programming course critically depends on the choice of these examples.”

Source : "Program Development by Stepwise Refinement". Communications of the ACM 14 (4), April 1971.
“Three hundred years after its appearance Christianity was the recognized state religion in the Roman World Empire, and in barely sixty years socialism has won itself a position which makes its victory absolutely certain.”
“There's an insecure part of me that comes out of me, I get nervous. I don't know why, I wish I could overcome it because it gives me an anxiety feeling.”
“I should have asked for credit - but he has no idea how amazing it is that a character that was written as a boy can be equally written for a girl. It's like you said, just write a character as if it were a man, and then turn it and make it into a woman. It's like, we're human beings, after all.”

Source : Source: www.sheknows.com
“I try to be a good guy and I fall short sometimes, but I use Christ as an example.”
“You're never so bad you can't have a Savior, no matter how much you've sinned.”
“The first rule of my speaking is: listen!”

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