"The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place."

-- Macaulay Culkin

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“Forgiveness of the present is even more important than forgiveness of the past. If you forgive every moment - allow it to be as it is - then there will be no accumulation of resentment that needs to be forgiven at some later time.”
“When you watch Tiger Woods, you're in awe of what he can do with a seven-iron. Watching Matthew Stafford from up here, he's head and shoulders above most college quarterbacks.”
“Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond.”

Source : William Congreve (1797). “The Double Dealer: A Comedy”, p.22
“I don't know where my next movie is going to get financed or if it will. I think every filmmaker is probably worried about that, unless their movie made a fortune. My movies make a profit, but obviously not a fortune. So yeah, it's scary.”

Source : Source: film.avclub.com
“The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.”
“God says in the Quran that there is only one true religion, God's religion. It's the same theme that God revealed to all of the prophets, even before Muhammad.”
“It seems to be a natural consequence of our points of view to assume that the whole of space is filled with electrons and flying electric ions of all kinds.”

Source : Kristian Birkeland (1908). “The Norwegian Aurora Polaris Expedition 1902-1903”
“The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.”

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