"You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard."

-- Judy Tenuta

#Real Quotes #Bottles Quotes #Body Quotes

“In order every one in our homeland learns principles of democracy and the peaceful transition of power, and in order to stabilize and develop multiple choices in democratic practice.”
“I love my situation as a spectator. The actors are only a little bit ahead of the audience. The audience discovers the episode when it's screened, but we actors only discover the episode when we get the script, two weeks ahead of shooting. Until then, we know nothing of the evolution of our characters.”
“You can't build your life around hurts from the past" -Tyler Perry The Family That Preys”
“Christ changes men, who then change their environment. The world would shape human behavior, but Christ can change human nature.”
“I pay attention to lyrics and I know what rap fans care about. I try to write for the average listener and I'm conscious of the mainstream without selling out.”
“I tended to emphasize the secular, the casual, the colloquial, the vernacular against the sacred.”
“I am to consider the many advantages arising from a frequent use of oaths, curses, and imprecations. In the first place, this genteel accomplishment is a wonderful help to discourse; as it supplies the want of good sense, learning, and eloquence. The illiterate and stupid, by the help of oaths, become orators; and he, whose wretched intellects would not permit him to utter a coherent sentence, by this easy practice, excites the laughter, and fixes the attention, of a brilliant and joyous circle.”
“I wouldn't use the same color in a picture in more than one place”

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