"Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?"

-- Richard Pryor

#New York Quotes #Wife Quotes #Newspapers Quotes

“I think being in a place where there is nothing happening is very inspiring because you have to make your own fun, you are not reliant on imitating any other bands.”
“There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.”

Source : Bill Bryson (2000). “The Complete Notes”, Random House
“I really believe there are some people who hate to contemplate the happiness of others.”

Source : Jean Plaidy (2009). “Victoria Victorious: The Story of Queen Victoria”, p.212, Broadway Books
“Make peace with your past - so it won't spoil the present!”
“However, I believe that large groups make markets, so serving the needs of large groups is a simple approach to success in business success. But that's no reflection on whether or not they're making wise moves or good calls. It's just about filling the need.”
“I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they're from a different time and era.”

Source : Interview with Erik Adams, www.avclub.com. February 22, 2012.
“If we define a miracle as an effect of which the cause is unknown to us, then we make our ignorance the source of miracles! and the universe itself would be a standing miracle. A miracle might be perhaps defined more exactly as an effect which is not the consequence or effect of any known laws of nature.”
“Christ didn't leave us a book of instructions; He left us a body, a family - a Church. If it were perfectly clear, there wouldn't be any freedom.”

Source : Source: www.realclearreligion.org

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