"You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act."

-- Rob Cantrell

#Doe Quotes #Knows Quotes

“When we don't ask for what we want and need, we discount ourselves.”
“There is often with restaurant reviews in particular, I think, this kind of impulse to be deferential and bow down to the greatness of the restaurant and the greatness of the chef, and then with great regret to say, "And yet, all is not as it should be in the kingdom," and I didn't want to do any of that.”
“What man with a human heart, who has ever cared for domestic animals, could look into their eyes, so full of confidence and affection, and willingly give them over to the butcher's knife? How could he devour their flesh as a sweet morsel?”
“Our cares are the mothers, not only of our charities And virtues, but of our best joys and most cheering and enduring pleasures.”
“Don't fight a fact, deal with it.”
“It makes me so angry when people say, "We never hear from people who are happy doing sex work." Well, that's because they're working. The activism privileges people who hated doing sex work, are no longer doing it, and have a job at a social service organization, for example, that trains them on how to speak to the media. We are hearing from those people quite a bit.”
“His [Gen. Douglas MacArthurs] twenty-two medals-thirteen of them for heroism-probably exceeded those of any other figure in American history. He seemed to seek death on battlefields.”

Source : William Manchester (1983). “American Caesar”, Laurel
“It's just as easy to be happy with a lot of money as with a little.”

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