"For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

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“You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge. Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone - profusely. But don't apologize for being who you are.”
“It is a book for manufacturing companies that are fighting desperately for survival and that will go to any length to improve their factories and overcome the obstacles to success. One could even call this book a 'bible' for corporate survival.”

Source : Hiroyuki Hirano (2009). “JIT Implementation Manual -- The Complete Guide to Just-In-Time Manufacturing: Volume 1 -- The Just-In-Time Production System”, p.14, CRC Press
“Television studios bet the farm on reality shows, where they didn't need any actors and movie studios had no plans for any quality movies that required the presence of me.”
“I'm a damaged person, but I have hope and a will to not give up.”

Source : "'A heart that hurts is a heart that works. I will beat my anorexia'". Interview with David Smith, www.theguardian.com. November 22, 2008.
“The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.”
“I look at climbing not so much as standing on the top as seeing the other side. There are always other horizons in front of you, other horizons to go beyond and that's what I like about climbing.”
“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”
“Writing is the greatest thing about really good sitcoms.”

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