"I like life. It's something to do."

-- Ronnie Shakes

#Funny Quotes #Aging Quotes

“The best government is that which governs least.”
“We believe, as the President has indicated, that this combination of a rogue state that possesses weapons of mass destruction and has known ties to terrorist organizations, is a grave threat to the people of the United States and to other countries around the world.”
“I'm definitely in a place where I'm looking for different than what I've done in the past, just so I can go to work and do something I haven't done before.”
“Drugs shouldn't be used for recreation although they can be, but ultimately the point of psychedelics is to put you in touch with the powers of the universe.”
“What I really wanted was every kind of life, and the writerâ€™s life seemed the most inclusive.”
“Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”
“I spend days with writers' block. It is a problem.”
“I love my parents in the way most children would: for having been there at every point in my youth and childhood, ready to pick me up when I fell and support me when I stumbled.”

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