"Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?"

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Sex Quotes #Divorce Quotes #Long Quotes

“You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.”

Source : Katie MacAlister (2010). “Sex, Lies, and Vampires”, p.4, Harper Collins
“I use a lot of spices, fresh veggies and fruit, extra virgin olive oil, nuts, avocado, soybeans and organic ingredients as often as possible. We need fat in our diets and using the healthier fats is key.”
“I am honest enough with myself to admit it. I rarely offer strong opinions, I have a backbone like a pair of bifold doors, and I am terrified of not being approved of.”
“Blessed are the happiness-makers! Blessed are they that take away attritions, that remove friction, that make the courses of life smooth, and the intercourse of men gentle!”
“I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”
“Start right now to put into practice some of the things that have been taught to us today.”
“Ice-skating is a dangerous proposition and tennis is going to be something I'm probably not very good at.”
“The eye seems to be responding to something living.”

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