"Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them."

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Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Jasper Carrott

#People Quotes #Wonder Quotes

“I desire to live in peace and to continue the life I have begun under the motto 'to live well you must live unseen”
“A man will treat a woman almost exactly the way he treats his own interior feminine. In fact, he hasn't the ability to see a woman, objectively speaking, until he has made some kind of peace with his interior woman.”
“When you are five, you know your age down to the month. Even in your twenties, you know how old you are. I'm twenty-three you say, or maybe twenty-seven. But then in your thirties, something strange starts to happen. It is a mere hiccup at first, an instant of hesitation. How old are you? Oh, I'm--you start confidently, but then you stop. You were going to say thirty-three, but you are not. You're thirty-five. And then you're bothered, because you wonder if this is the beginning of the end. It is, of course, but it's decades before you admit it.”
“Learn how to be a loser, because it's important to be a loser to be a winner.”
“Some place the bliss in action, some in ease, Those call it pleasure, and contentment these.”
“Doing the right thing doesn't always bring success. But compromising ethics almost always leads to failure.”
“That's one of the great advantages of age. You can say, I don't want to, I don't care, you can throw temper tantrums, and nobody minds.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“Some events are in the area of the soul where words cannot penetrate.”

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