"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

-- Elayne Boosler

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“Say I Want to Feel Good when youre Tempted to Indulge in Low-Energy Thoughts”
“When things are not working for us, instead of fighting and struggling, we need to say, "What's happening here? How am I not being true to who I am? What is pulling me away from my purpose?"”
“Our great and glorious masterpiece is to live appropriately.”
“I'd like to write a big rock anthem again. I just need to listen to Korn, and then I might get the idea of how to do it.”
“The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.”
“I don't see why anybody should worry,”
“I feel it is a tremendous compliment to a natural competitor to hear "I just don't believe you're natural," because it means you just look that good.”
“My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye, but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me, to grow up and live happy in the land of the free.”

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