"The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing."

-- Patton Oswalt

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“I am not hugely famous; I am not a name. For me, it's not the size of the role, it's the material and the people you are working with.”
“The way to stay inspired and motivated is by doing what you like, doing what you love.”
“That's what you work all season for, to get into the playoff games, and you don't want to blow it.”
“Mother, may I go and maffick, Tear around and hinder traffic?”
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
“Discerning the merits of competing claims is where the empirical basis of science should play a role. I cannot stress often enough that what science is all about is not proving things to be true but proving them to be false. What fails the test of empirical reality, as determined by observation and experiment, gets thrown out like yesterday's newspaper.”
“I pray that we bring the sound of heaven to earth”

Source : Darlene Zschech (2001). “Extravagant worship”
“Women do desperately need models for power other than the maternal.”

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