"I don't know what's more embarrassing in this country, that Michael Phelps fell from the graces for smoking ***** or that you looked up to a swimmer in the first place?"

-- Daniel Tosh

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“Two years ago I hadn't even thought of the Woman in White, and I was doing a television show and I said I hadn't found a story and the next day somebody rang me and said have you ever thought of the Woman in White.”
“I'm a kid checking mail, a kid on his cell with his questions: are we in love, Life, are we exclusive, are we forever?”
“I am aloof by nature. I mind my own business. I'm good with everyone, and I get along fine with people. But work is work, and friendship is friendship. I never mix the two.”
“The more people I meet, the farther out of my own little world I go, the more I see that we are all alike. And there isn't one of us who can afford to pick up the rock in the glass house.”
“I'd say in general, my style is Johnny Weir style. It's my style. I can't classify it as anything else.”
“I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.”
“I never talk about anything to do with my sexuality.”
“I did not practice hours a day for eighteen years to have my success attributed to a myth.”

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