"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers."

-- H. L. Mencken

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“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.”
“I'm hitting it better than last year. The putting is getting close now, too.”
“Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, "Yeah, songwritin' man," looking wistful. That wasn't me - those kinds of people put me off.”

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“I don't speak up if I'm working. As a model, no one pays me for my opinion. I want to wear whatever will make a great photo, whether I like it or not. But if the shoes are too small, I will complain!”
“I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.”
“I should have been dead ten times over. I've thought about that a lot. I believe in miracles. It's an absolute miracle that I'm still around.”
“We can no longer tolerate losing one more innocent child or putting one more firefighter at risk in a fire that could have been prevented at the cost of pennies by making a couple simple changes to the construction of a cigarette.”
“Theres nothing more reassuring than a world thats crazier than you are.”

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