"I have always dressed somewhat well - not because I work at GQ - but because my wife is amazing at finding clothes that disguise my waistline."

-- James Mullinger

#Clothes Quotes #Wife Quotes #Disguise Quotes

“Islam is one of the fastest-growing faiths within America, and America needs to show that we're not anti-Islam. We are for, for people being free and having opportunity everywhere, that... We did that in Bosnia, we did that in Kosovo, we did that in numerous other places in the world.”
“I think almost everything important that's ever happened was unimaginable shortly before it happened. Good things and bad things: ending slavery, ending child labor, women voting, etc.”

Source : Source: www.counterpunch.org
“And one of the worst effects was that by suppressing critical thought, it also suppressed critical thought in the field of economics and hampered the development of economics - and the country would fall back further and further in the economic competition with the West.”
“One word from Chairman Mao is worth ten thousand from others. His every statement is truth. We must carry out those we that understand as well as those we don't.”
“Though the problems of the world are increasingly complex, the solutions remain embarrassingly simple.”
“Dada was given the Venus of Milo a clyster and has allowed the LaocoÃ¶n and his sons to rest awhile, after thousands of years of struggle with the good sausage Python. The philosophers are of less use to Dada than an old toothbrush, and it leaves them on the scrap heap for the great leaders of the world.”
“I wasnâ€™t ready to think about the other yet: that it wasnâ€™t that I wasnâ€™t right for Macon, but that maybe he wasnâ€™t right for me. There was a difference. Even for someone who things didnâ€™t come easy for, someone like me.”
“I tried to get Adam Sandler hired on a movie called "Brain Donors" and the producers wouldn't hire him. And a few years later, he was doing "Happy Gilmore" and he remembered I had fought for him, so he hired me.”

Source : Source: thesource.com

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