"A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Nice Quotes #Water Quotes #Surfing Quotes

“Power, safely defied, touches its downfall.”
“The mere reality of life would be inconceivably poor without the charm of fancy, which brings in its bosom, no doubt, as many vain fears as idle hopes, but lends much oftener to the illusions it calls up a gay flattering hue than one which inspires terror.”
“I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs. The people are going to have to stand up against the pigs. That's what the Panthers is doing, that's what the Panthers are doing all over the world.”
“To express gratitude is gracious and honorable, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live with gratitude ever in our hearts is to touch heaven.”
“There is little sense in attempting to change external conditions, you must first change inner beliefs, then outer conditions will change accordingly.”
“People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.”
“We seldom give each other advice-I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage.”
“All of us blossom when we feel loved and wither when we do not feel loved.”

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