"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

-- Frank Zappa

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“Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time that I'm old and I'm getting older and I feel it, so I guess I would rather talk about it with a smile and say, 'Oh God, I'm old!' than spend all my time at the dermatologist. I approach aging with ice cream and a martini.”

Source : intothegloss.com. August 2014.
“Instead of looking for a great leader, we are in an era where each of us needs to find the great leader within ourselves.”
“Any time you die in a film, it's not real, so it's all kind of fun.”

Source : "Richard Jenkins on Cabin In The Woods and why he knows nothing about characters off the page". Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. October 3, 2012.
“Some string theorists prefer to believe that string theory is too arcane to be understood by human beings, rather than consider the possibility that it might just be wrong.”

Source : Lee Smolin (2007). “The Trouble With Physics: The Rise of String Theory, The Fall of a Science, and What Comes Next”, p.269, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Failure comes part and parcel with invention. Itâ€™s not optional.”
“When you want something bad enough, you work your butt off for it.”
“I am writing with my burnt hand about the nature of fire.”
“The challenge of nonfiction is keeping the attention of a reader over span of time, and to keep the quality of the writing as high as it needs to be to keep people's attention.”

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