"I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Men Quotes #Car Quotes #Asian Quotes

“The establishment is made up of little men, very frightened.”
“The character of a people may be ruined by charity.”
“But for now, happiness throws stones. It guards itself. I wait.”
“Sparky Lyle went from Cy Young to Sayonara.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The willow submits to the wind and prospers until one day it is many willows - a wall against the wind.”
“This beautiful Earth that we have, this gift that the Universe has given us is precious beyond measure, precious beyond imagination, and we are part of it and we must treat it with Love, respect, and reverence.”
“I just don't want to be rapping forever. I love it, but sometimes you got goals for yourself.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm proud of my record of negotiating agreements, representing people and making sure that both employers and employees could get the best out of going to work every day.”

Source : Source: www.abc.net.au

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