"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

-- Tim Allen

#Funny Quotes #Nephew Quotes #Pennies Quotes

“I like our ads. I like beautiful women eating burgers in bikinis. I think it's very American.”

Source : "The CEO of Carl's Jr. Doesn't Care If You're Offended by the Chain's Sexy Ads". Interview with Kate Taylor, www.entrepreneur.com. May 20, 2015.
“Look for a tree stump in the woods. Compare it to love.”

Source : Colette Inez (1993). “Getting under way: new and selected poems”, Story Line Pr
“We all have powers within us that we don't know exist until we're tested. There are no limitations to what you can do if you have the determination.”
“Appeal must be to an informed, civically militant electorate.”
“For me, something will come in my head and I'll either end up calling my cell phone to record it, or I'll just pick my guitar up and see what comes out. Sometimes it sucks, sometimes it doesn't. So there's really no set method behind it.”

Source : Interview with Eric Goldman, www.ign.com. January 10, 2007.
“I’ll be emotionally disturbed for as long as it takes”

Source : Harryette Mullen (2002). “Sleeping with the Dictionary”, p.28, Univ of California Press
“If you don't stand for something, you stand for nothing.”
“Elemental music is never just music. It's bound up with movement, dance and speech, and so it is a form of music in which one must participate, in which one is involved not as a listener but as a co-performer.”

Source : "Through Music to the Self : How to Appreciate and Experience Music Anew" by Peter Michael Hamel, (p. 18), 1979.

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