"Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes."

-- Craig Ferguson

#Healthcare Quotes #Cigarette Quotes #Fried Food Quotes

“It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.”
“All those commodities are going to have to rise in value as we are in short supply and we are printing too much money.”
“Sky is the limit, never doubt yourself, stay focused, never let anything slow or stop you from concurring your goals and making your dreams happen!”
“The correct didactic analysis is one that does not in the least differ from the curative treatment. How, indeed, shall the future analyst learn the technique if he does not experience it just exactly as he is to apply it later?”
“The only work I've done the last two years is interviews. I'm very good at it.”
“Whyâ€™s the faerie so obsessed with you anyway? Youâ€™re not that cute.â€ (Arianna to Evie)”
“When you're playing it as a business... your livelihood depends on winning and losing and so some- times sportsmanship is lost, as in the process of billion dollar companies.”
“The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.”

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