"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Groucho Marx

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“When you're young, you haven't the experience, when you're old you haven't the strength.”
“Only if divine love burns in your heart can you awaken in a state of readiness, shaking off the paralyzing sleep that will overcome all humanity, believers and nonbelievers alike.”
“My life is PG-13 sometimes, and I really want Josh Grogan to propose to me, and he just won't do it.”
“With each new day it becomes more apparent to me that everything and everyone in this world is connected in some beautiful and inexplicable way, and the more I accept that, the more my world seems to come together.”
“Our lives are co-authored in dialogue.”
“If you want to become the best runner you can be, start now. Don't spend the rest of your life wondering if you can do it.”
“The fact that God knows everything does not mean that He is directly causing everything. He respects our freedom at our level. He makes it possible for us to act freely. If He didn't, we wouldn't act at all - we wouldn't be at all.”

Source : Source: www.realclearreligion.org
“Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.”

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