"Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?"

-- Richard Pryor

#Lying Quotes #Believe Quotes #Eye Quotes

“I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat.”
“What a woman thinks of women is the test of her nature.”

Source : George Meredith (1922). “The Complete Works of George Meredith”, p.5155, Library of Alexandria
“Putting a photo into your LinkedIn stream increases engagement up to 90%.”
“I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.”
“You don't have to win to be a winner. If you give 100 percent, getting yourself mentally and physically prepared to play the game, if you look in the mirror and can say you give it everything to win, that's it. You're not going to win every time.”
“Our eternal spiritual self is more real than anything we perceive in this physical realm, and has a divine connection to the infinite love of the Creator.”

Source : Eben Alexander (2012). “Proof of Heaven: A Neurosurgeon's Journey Into the Afterlife”, p.146, Simon and Schuster
“Instead of harboring fear and suspicion we need to think of other people not as â€˜themâ€™ but â€˜usâ€™.”
“I have to have my coffee. I probably have three cups a day, but only before noon.”

You may also like:

Bill Cosby
Comedian
Dave Chappelle
Comedian
Eddie Murphy
Stand-up comedian
Gene Wilder
Actor
George Carlin
Comedian
Gilda Radner
Comedian
Mel Brooks
Film director
Paul Mooney
Comedian
Redd Foxx
Comedian