"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."

-- Alan Coren

#Humorous Quotes #Two Quotes #Tests Quotes

“Friendship above all ties does bind the heart; And faith in friendship is the noblest part.”
“I learned that, "Mike, you get your first job on your ability and every job after that on your dependability."”
“The knowledge of evil tempteth to its commission.”
“James Leininger's story is the most compelling evidence so far for reincarnation.”
“It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”

Source : Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.148, Hachette UK
“If our faith in God is not the veriest sham, it demands, and will produce, the abandonment sometimes, the subordination always, of eternal helps and material good.”
“Most people, in committing a suicidal act, are just as muddled as when they do anything important under emotional stress. Carefully planned acts of suicide are as rare as carefully planned acts of homicide.”
“The minute I forget to balance reality with the fantasy, I'm going back to Virginia.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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