"He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom."

-- Randy Glasbergen

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“Doing nothing for others is the undoing of one's self. We must be purposely kind and generous, or we miss the best part of existence. The heart that goes out of itself, gets large and full of joy. This is the great secret of the inner life. We do ourselves the most good doing something for others.”

Source : "Thoughts" by Jessie K. Freeman and Sarah S. B. Yule, (p. 83), 1901.
“We may avoid much disappointment and bitterness of soul by learning to understand how little necessary to our joy and peace are the things the multitude most desire and seek.”
“The first time I remember women reacting to me was when we were filming Hud in Texas. Women were literally trying to climb through the transoms at the motel where I stayed. At first, it's flattering to the ego. At first. Then you realize that they're mixing me up with the roles I play Â— characters created by writers who have nothing to do with who I am.”
“The true exceptional performer is on super pilot. Every single sense, every fiber of his body is brought together in what he is doing.”

Source : John Eliot (2006). “Overachievement: The New Science of Working Less to Accomplish More”, Portfolio (Hardcover)
“The key to recognizing who Jesus was is to recognize this fundamental truth: He was a Jew.”
“I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”
“If I am mad, then who on the face of the earth is sane? If you are sane, then there is no madman in the world.”
“The Bible says we must choose two ways of life.”

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