"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish"

-- Chevy Chase

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Thatâ€™s the beauty of books. We get to take what we want out of them and it can be different for everyone.”
“Killing a man should be harder than waving a length of pipe in their direction. It should take long enough for one's conscience to get in the way.”

Source : "Wool Omnibus Edition". Book by Hugh Howey, January 25, 2012.
“In North Carolina, for example, it takes 15 years to move a teacher's salary from $30,000 to $40,000. So it's really difficult to argue that pay doesn't have something to do with the lack of prestige.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I am not versed in production software. I have basic knowledge, but it ends there.”

Source : Source: theurbandaily.com
“We have the best leaders and the most depth of leadership we've ever had. If I get hit by a truck, maybe it would get me out of the way and it would go better.”
“Remember you always have freedom of choice.”
“I'm not usually where I think I am. It's kind of spooky.”
“I don't think I'm competing with anyone. I don't mean to sound Zen, but genuinely, when I stopped competing with anything is when I started enjoying my work and that brought out the best in me. I'm living in a universe of my own and I'm enjoying that. I love to appreciate other people's work.”

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