"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

-- Rita Rudner

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes

“For the first time she saw that the nurse's name was Tabitha.”
“I think the best thing I can hope to achieve is to educate, or make aware, as many people as possible on how the little things they do every day really do affect our environment.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“I privately say to you, old friend... please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).”
“When you surrender completely to God, as the only truth worth having, you find yourself in service of all that exists. It becomes your joy and recreation. You never tire of serving others.”
“I'll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire character has changed.”

Source : Interview in Magische Welt, November 2007.
“I think it's just different to get married for a woman than it is for a man. The amount of work to overcome certain gender roles in the partnership - just the expectation of housework, kid-work, whatever it is.”
“You are not an accident. You are one of a kind. Your big dream is from God, and its irreplaceable. And you were born to seize it and celebrate it every day of your life!”
“When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.”

Source : Quoted in James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) (entry for 19 Sept. 1777)

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