"Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then."

-- Robin Williams

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“By divine mandate the interpreter and guardian of the Scriptures, and the depository of Sacred Tradition living within her, the Church alone is the entrance to salvation: She alone, by herself, and under the protection and guidance of the Holy Spirit, is the source of truth.”
“Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.”
“Actually, if you could see close in my eyes, the American flag is waving in both of them and up my spine is growing this red, white and blue stripe.”
“The whole period has taught me that I enjoy being part of an ensemble rather than just a front man. Don't get me wrong - I enjoy that too, but I get more enjoyment out of really listening to everyone.”
“Humans live in a pit of cheating, exploiting, hurting, incarcerating. Every time, the species wastes some part of what it could be. This waste is poisonous.”
“It's just a reality of the business model. People are outsourcing a lot more, and China has established a pretty good infrastructure.”
“Nowadays beautiful women are counted among the talents of their husbands.”
“I believe a great performer is someone who sounds just as great live as they do in the studio and vice versa. They should know how to work the stage.”

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