"I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks."

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Source : Source: www.popsugar.com

Chris D'Elia

#Girl Quotes #Want Quotes #Laundry Quotes

“No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.”
“There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally.”
“I definitely have an alter ego that can come out and get me out of situations where I'm having social anxiety. I can take a deep breath and create a bubble so I can perform in some way.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome'. You must be willing to fire.”
“One is astonished in the study of history at the recurrence of the idea that evil must be forgotten, distorted, skimmed over. We must not remember that Daniel Webster got drunk but only that he was a splendid constitutional lawyer. We must forget that George Washington was a slave owner . . . and simply remember the things we regard as creditable and inspiring. The difficulty, of course, with this philosophy is that history loses its value as an incentive and example; it paints perfect man and noble nations, but it does not tell the truth.”

Source : "Whitewashing Black History Month" by Gary Younge, www.theguardian.com. February 1, 2012.
“A good thing never ends.”

Source : "Keeping up with the Stones" by Lindesay Irvine, www.theguardian.com. August 22, 2005.
“You got to be bad before you're good.”
“Deception is a developed art of civilization and the most potent weapon in the game of power”

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