Jeff Schaffer famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Fantasy football is actually an amazing American pastime, because it takes the ultimate team sport, NFL and football, and turns it into the quest for individual achievement.
-- Jeff Schaffer

#Sports #Football #Team
[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.
-- Jeff Schaffer

#Character #People #Together
We always want to let people leave with some sort of like, "Great, I want to see more." Not, "Oh my God, that's still on?"
-- Jeff Schaffer

#People #Want #Stills
We don't run out of stories, because of the characters. But also every year, the NFL, like a crazy rich uncle we never see, just drops some stories off at our door.
-- Jeff Schaffer

#Running #Uncles #Crazy
We deal with all the production headaches and all that stuff. They just have to come here and be super funny. And it's worked out well. I mean, literally, every day they're all saying things I'd never thought I'd hear before and just some of the funniest discussions I've ever heard.
-- Jeff Schaffer

#Mean #Stuff #Super Funny

After love, book collecting is the most exhilarating sport of all.
If I can slow it down in my mind, things will be fine.
You always catch the wrong players.
Flying is more than a sport and more than a job; flying is pure passion and desire, which fill a lifetime.
Boxing is an all year round sport. You never know when they're going to call you, so you got to stay ready.
I wouldn't watch football if it wasn't for Lord Bendtner
There's a certain amount of one-way shirt swapping going on.
But it became clear as time went on that in Mr. Bush's mind the New World Order was founded on a convergence of goals and interests between the U.S. and the Soviet Union, so strong and permanent that they would work as a team through the U.N. Security Council.
I had Lana and she was the number one player on my team
I want to help my team get to the playoffs, win, and run wild.

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