Rob Campbell famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.
-- Rob Campbell

#Running #Car #Might
I don't need to be enlightned. I have a killfile.
-- Rob Campbell

#Needs
Chicks dig webmasters.
-- Rob Campbell

#Chicks
Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put on all kinds of makeup and parade around the street with their shopping cart yelling "Sale on aisle seven!" at anyone who will listen. Their wooden clog sandals make a helluva racket on linoleum tile. Their plastic jewelry clatters like the bones of little children.
-- Rob Campbell

#Children #Book #Makeup
I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program.
-- Rob Campbell

#Thinking #Television #Hours
Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.
-- Rob Campbell

#Coffee #Gun #Men

By the time it came to the edge of the Forest, the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, â€œThere is no hurry. We shall get there some day.â€ But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and that, quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late.
Saint George killed the last dragon, and he was called a hero for it. I've never seen a dragon, and I wish he would have left at least one. Saint Patrick made a name for himself by running the snakes out of Ireland, leaving the place vulnerable to rodent infestation. This business of making saints out of men who exterminate their fellow creatures has got to stop. All I'm saying is, it's starting to get a little lonely up here at the top of the food chain.
Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.
When the guy says go, you start to suffer - or you might as well not be out there. It's a small piece of your life, make it hurt.
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants
Chop your own path. Get off the car track
Sometimes I sing along in the car, if something good is playing like Marvin Gaye.
I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry, I give you 90 percent of what most people need.
In theory, cars are fairly simple. If they don't start, it's either the fuel system or the electrical system. Teach yourself about the path of each in your engine and tracing it is fairly straightforward. But at the beginning, mastering each new system seems like an unreachable shore. The car is effectively a black box.
I might be deceiving myself but I do not think that I do have an inordinate fear of death.

Rob Campbell famous quotes

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