Tim Kang famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality

  • Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.

  • Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'

  • Once a leader delegates, he should show utmost confidence in the people he has entrusted.

  • The question of boundaries is a major question of the Jewish people because the Jews are the great experts of crossing boundaries. They have a sense of identity inside themselves that doesn't permit them to cross boundaries with other people.

  • I'm not scared at all... Of the cracks in the crystal ball.

  • There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.

  • You get a good review, and it’s like crack. You need another hit. And another. And another. I know authors are like Tinkerbell and generally need applause to survive, but it’s a slippery slope.

  • I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.

  • Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?